My friend Ching-Li was telling me how she got given one of these this week:

How amazing.

“Would you like to join me in my quarters for some toast Jack Black? With A HELLO KITTY FACE BURNT ON THE BREAD!!!!???”

Arrrgh!!

Unfortunately because of voltage differences and the lack of a transformer (robots in disguise), when trying to use the Hello Kitty Toaster, a strange white light emerged from the appliance, followed by a series of blue flames, and in two seconds, voila - toast a la nero - burnt to a crisp.

Hellooooooooooo Kitty.

I have toaster envy bigtime.