When wise people remind you it is necessary to stretch before performing rigorous exercise….TAKE NOTE.

Unfortunately when one decides to spontaneously launch into a dance routine reminiscent of Girls Aloud or The Pussycat Dolls (more rambunctious than raunchy), there is less chance one will think to ‘warm up’ before it’s too late.

Add to this the inspiring notion that humans can indeed levitate, and well you have a sore, broken schlep of a human being - on the couch playing with her: