“The more I live, the more I try to be well dressed, to have a nice haircut, and my tastes are more and more thin. So the way I can dance is narrower. I can’t try other movements, I’m more and more limited.”

Hmmm…. not the wisdom of Nicole Ritchie, but Jean-Benot Dunckel, half of Air who said this to my friend a few weeks ago during an interview referring to his difficulty with dancing.

He also has wisdom on the perfect girlfriend:

“She shouldn’t be annoyed while we are working, but also she should be available when we are not working. It’s really hard to find a girlfriend who has no ego, who is really super relaxed, not jealous at all, easygoing, but really in love too. It’s impossible, I know!”

Oh you little French chauvinist.

It’s probably not that hard to find a man who doesn’t have a huge ego who can also dance (NOT NARROW) …and also doesn’t think a woman should be fodder for recreational downtime when not stuck in a studio twiddling knobs and playing piano.

Maybe this is Jean-Benot’s problem. The rest of the male population have snapped up all his dreamgirls.
But wait - um…. he does have a girlfriend!

Poor woman.

A self-confessed crap dancer who interestingly, can pull off a white suit.